120+ Cheesy and Funny Pick-up Lines

120+ Cheesy and Funny Pick-up Lines

Whether you’re in a relationship, married at a get-together or on a date, there are times when the opposite party feels a bit down, uninspired and moody. Chipping in one or two Pick-up lines does more than just uplift their mood, it goes a long way to start a meaningful conversation. A Pick-up line, if well-executed, brings a smile on their face followed by a roar of laughter.

Cheesy pick-up lines add more spark to our discussion. Sometimes, showing not just the creative but even the funniest side of an individual. Whether you like to keep it dirty, funny or romantic, here are 120+ Pick-up lines to spark up just any chit-chat with anyone.

 Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Women fall for a good Pick-up Line if well executed. You can get a woman’s attention, mesmerize her with your creativity making it hard for her to say no to your request. Also, Pick-up lines provide you with the perfect words to say and might serve as a conversation starter in awkward situations.

  1. You’re as beautiful as the moon but still give the Sun a reason to shine
  2. Hello, I don’t know your name but can I call you “mine”?
  3. If I am Lord Ram, you’re my Sita
  4. How can I love another, when you’ve stolen my heart
  5. You’re the air I breathe, without you, I can’t live
  6. Why would I look at the moon, when I can stare at you all night
  7. If perfect is what you searching for then just stay the same
  8. God took seven days to make others, but am sure yours took longer
  9. You’re my compass, lead, and I will follow.
  10. Sorry, I can’t feel my heart anymore, I think you have it
  11. Was it an earthquake, or did you just storm my world?
  12. Excuse me. I want to meet your mom, and I would love to thank her for bringing a perfect being to my life
  13. Fall in love with me, and I will make sure I catch you
  14. If your heart was a prison, I would love to be in it forever
  15. The first time I saw you, I knew you were meant for me
  16. They say love is blind, but I can see it in your eyes
  17. Attention! God just called, he said an Angel is missing from heaven
  18. The sight of you melts my heart
  19. Call a psychiatrist. I think I will go insane without seeing you in a day
  20. A day without you feels like a year in the wilderness
  21. Put down the ice cream; you’re sweet enough already
  22. Hi, please were you talking to me? If no! Please do
  23. If you were Netflix, I would watch you all day non-stop
  24. Can you pinch me because I am stuck in dreamland
  25. Damn! If staring was a crime, I would be locked in jail for staring at you
  26. Hello, the only crime I have committed is stealing your heart
  27. Here’s the key to my life, heart, and car. Open and come right in
  28. I’m lost, please show me the way to your heart
  29. Is your name Ariel? Because you look like a Mermaid
  30. My doctor called this morning; he said I need Vitamin “U.” 

Funny Flirty Pick-up Lines

If you’re a strong independent girl or guy who isn’t afraid to walk up to a love interest, regardless, you might find yourself lost in words standing in front of the person. The best way to avoid this is to use a mix of dirty, cheesy and funny pick-up lines. I recommend keeping it simple if you’re meeting this person for the first time and ensure it suits the person’s personality

  1. You want to have sex? Smile for yes, lick your elbow for no
  2. Let’s save water by showering together
  3. Come with me; I promise to take it easy with you
  4. I’m getting wet waiting for you to stick it right in
  5. I want to go on a ride with you, a long one will be perfect
  6. You’re Alice, and your body is Wonderland
  7. Do you love sport, if yes then let’s play basketball, you would be the net, and I would love to score
  8. Your piston looks a bit dry, do you need anyone to make it wet?
  9. Want to play hide and seek? You will have to take off my panties once you find me
  10. Are your batteries dead, because I can recharge them for you
  11. I’m not a wine girl; I prefer to moan
  12. You’re definitely high on my to-do list tonight
  13. Tell me your name, so I know what to scream tonight
  14. If sex is a killer, I would love to die doing it with you
  15. Your clothes are making me hot; please take them off
  16. Do you know how to use a whip? Because I want to be your whip girl tonight
  17. Damn my hands are ice cold, can I tuck them down there to make it warm?
  18. You look like a hard worker; I have a job for you tonight
  19. My body is just calling for yours
  20. I’ve been a bad girl; please whip me
  21. pick-up a number from 1-10, you lose, you take off your bra
  22. You look like a cowboy; I won’t mind riding on you tonight
  23. I want your flesh pressing hard against mine
  24. Boy! Is your name homework, because I won’t mind doing you all night
  25. You’re cute, but you would look better if I press a kiss against your lips
  26. Your belt looks a bit tight, let me loosen it for you 

Funny Pick-up Lines

  1. Are you a dictionary, cause am finding more meaning to my life
  2. I might not be a photographer, but we would be picture perfect
  3. I never get tired even though I have been dreaming of you all-day
  4. Without “U” there will be no “Us”
  5. I was wondering if I could get my heart back because you’ve stolen it
  6. Is there any airport nearby, because my heart is about to take off
  7. If you were a boxer, you would knock me out all-day
  8. I do not believe in love at first sight until I met you
  9. It seems I can’t remember my phone number, can you give me yours
  10. I can’t feel my hands; I guess have been touched by an Angel
  11. There’s no word in the dictionary to describe your beauty
  12. If you’re cold, I would be your blanket
  13. Your face lights up my room
  14. My heart skips when you sneeze
  15. If kisses were snowflakes, my heart would have frozen anytime we kissed
  16. May I have the honor of sitting next to you?
  17. When I saw you, I started believing that angels exist
  18. How does it feel to be the only star in the sky
  19. My life has been so lonely until I met you
  20. Hello, you look so familiar, did we have a class together? I can swear the class would be Chemistry
  21. Can you kiss me, I want to brag to my friends that I got kissed by an angel
  22. You turn heads when you walk through the door
  23. I wish I could be your tears, so I would touch your cheeks whenever you cry
  24. You can’t leave now. If you do, I will sue you for stealing my heart
  25. Don’t leave me here alone, if you must, take my heart with you
  26. You light up my world like nobody else
  27. I’m afraid of the dark, but with you, I know there will always be light
  28. Sorry is too late, I have already fallen for you
  29. See this key, it’s the only one I have, but you can have it since it’s the one to my heart
  30. Can I know your name, if you won’t tell me I guess I would just call you beautiful
  31. I’m drunk in love
  32. If you were a trophy, you would be the first on my cabinet
  33. I would die a million times just to be with you
  34. I want to draw tats all over your body just with my lips
  35. If you were a genie, I know all my wishes would come true
  36. Do I need a ticket to get close to your heart
  37. I know you’re beautiful inside out
  38. If I had a time machine, I would always go back to the first time we met
  39. I hope your day is always as beautiful as you are
  40. I don’t care if I have to be sentenced to the prison of love with you
  41. My lip is on fire, would you kiss me to cool it down
  42. Don’t say no! I’m dying to go on a date with you 

Funny Pick-up Lines to Use on Guys

If you’re interested in a certain guy but don’t know how to start a conversation with him, these Pick-up lines might be what you need. This list includes a collection of flirty pick-up lines to use on a guy. Each line outlines your interest in him without actually sounding creepy.

  1. That shirt looks good on you just the way I would
  2. Where have you been all my life?
  3. Being with you takes my breath away
  4. I like my coffee: tall, white and strong. If you have a cute face, it’s a plus
  5. Your lips are meant to be kissed, so are mine
  6. Hey please don’t come any closer, I might fall in love with you
  7. Anytime you smile, I lose concentration
  8. Have we met before? You look a bit like my boyfriend
  9. If I were a magician, you would be my magic wand
  10. Just so you know, I fell in love with you at first sight
  11. Can I take your picture, I only want you for Christmas
  12. I’m fine. I’m only intoxicated thinking about you
  13. I’m actually afraid of the dark, will you be my Knight in shiny armor
  14. May I borrow a kiss, I promise I would give it back
  15. Your lap screams available, can I sit on them?
  16. You may not be Batman but am sure you will catch me when I fall for you
  17. It feels cold tonight, can you wrap yourself around me?
  18. Hopefully, I wake up to see you next to me every day
  19. There might not be an opening, but you’re always free to apply, and guess what, I won’t turn you down
  20. We’re meant for each other
  21. They say nothing lasts forever; I wish you could be mine forever
  22. If love is blind, then take my sight away
  23. I’m not good at math, but if I have your number I will figure out what to do with it
  24. I hear you’ve been a bad boy; now I can’t wait to have you in my room
  25. My body got 206 bones, but I got just one heart, now you’ve stolen it
  26. Get me a napkin. You’re making me wet
  27. No need to ring the bell to my heart, you can come in whenever you want
  28. If I were a light switch, I would let you turn it on whenever you want

Cheesy Pick-up lines to use on Girls

  1. Are you a magician? It seems you have a magic wand that makes everyone disappear whenever I look at you
  2. If you were a bird, you would be a peacock
  3. Do you play soccer? If yes, you would be a keeper
  4. I want to live in your shoes so I would be every step you take
  5. Excuse me, are you Indian because you’re my Goddess Sita
  6. Can I take a picture so I can prove to my friends that angels exist?
  7. I never get tired of
  8. You might not know me, but I have seen you a lot of times in my dreams
  9. My heart is all yours but keep it safe
  10. How’s heaven since you left it?
  11. Disneyland might be the happiest land on earth, but my joy knows no bound standing next to you
  12. For some reasons I was feeling a bit down today, but when you called, I finally came to life
  13. You’re perfect, but the only thing I want to change about you is your last name
  14. I’m lost, can you find me? 

Conclusion

So there you go, over 120 Pick-up lines to help you add more spark to any conversation whether with a guy you like, a lady you’re crushing on or your partner. But you will need to deliver them at the perfect moment if you truly want to impress the opposite.

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